❝Attractive people make me uncomfortable.❞
— Let me join your cult (via narrysmileforme)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

darrynek:

trainerzero:

peanut butter is really gross

*1692 voice* burn the witch

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

gallifrey-feels:

imaginingfreedom:

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass

aisforarthur:

Before season 7, The Read family moved to Southern Los Angeles, where the culture had a large impact on the children. 

a-caged-bird-in-their-own-hell:

You can start hating me now…Welcome to Tumblr…

a-caged-bird-in-their-own-hell:

You can start hating me now…
Welcome to Tumblr…

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