roughness:

when you’re a thief: (I’m a thief I’m a thief) you can call me a thief

  • church: follow jesus
  • me: does he follow back?
  • church:
  • me:
  • church:
  • me: promo 4 promo?
  • me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me:
  • me: halloween is coming soon

rl-y:

i laughed so hard at this

❝Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life.❞
— Christopher Paolini, Eragon (via observando)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

crystallized-teardrops:

i don’t think anyone realises how much effort i put into trying not punching everyone at school

  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep
  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

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